Why the satisfied look on your face? And you even think that it's worth smoking... Well, I have news for you mister; I'm still waiting for the big wave to reach the shore. Your preliminaries suck, if I can say so, and not in a good way! And I’m not talking about the act… Were you in hurry or something? Last time I checked, we had all night… You looked so promising! I guess my mom was right when she said not to judge a book by its cover. Your pretty face doesn’t match your ability to please a woman!
Don't forget to read the stories of the other members of the FFF. You'll find the links to their blog just under this.